"OK, Campers, rise and shine. Dont forget your booties because its cold out there today. Its cold out there every day." Feeling like Groundhog Day, here in the wasteland. Cyclones. Tornadoes. Floods. Droughts. Wildfires. Micro bursts. Oh My.

Well, as I said, C5 is all about the Big Love. As I've explored, I've found that the left and the right believe 95 of the same thing but they sure like to fight about the last five percent. The left is completely convinced that it all a right wing conspiracy. The right is absolutely convinced that its all a left wing conspiracy.

...But I have a song here that they can all agree to, hold hands and sing along to... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yge311sFhC8
I'm just doing my part for world peace... Its a Kumbia moment and I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy.

Since I am on a folk music theme...and I have known a few people in my travels that had black kayaks hidden in the woods that I never asked the names of...
Your retreat is under threat. Its not just the starving masses or the ZMBs. Its multinationals that see the break down of governments as the perfect opportunity to turn a quick buck... and you and your team are about to lose all you've built to keep your families alive... Time to take some advice from hippies...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SrHk_W1P7o

Welcome Back, Soul Survivors. Its your Wolfman of the Wasteland. Your Ayatollah of Rock And Rolla.

And, boy, do I have a segue for you. I'm a Big fan of the classics. Classic Farm implements. Classic animal management... and a classic band they said would never be played on AM radio... back when AM was FM... er, never mind. I'm getting old. They were goth long before the first goth had ever risen from Bella Lagousies grave.

So...I was just in town, picking up a new Scythe handle for the days beyond fuel. If you ever want a small herd of animals, you will need a scythe. Your small herd of animals are far easier to manage with cow bells so you can find them and they can warn you when the creepers are sneaking around. And this bands advice...MORE COW BELL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRYABA0saFw

Ah, Lets make it a three'fer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYINisOAm60
(Edit..OOPs, That version had too much cartood nekidness...lets try this version) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1NuAQj0vY

and some cultural context and other weirdness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnM9g7UdjME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8kt0VfCfX4

On the seventh day, someone rested...but not DJC5, your reverend of the redoubt. My soapbox teeters tentatively as I call out for Repentance from the wilderness wasteland.

It has come to the good reverends attention that we have a certain percentage of preppers that we collectively now just call "Douche Bag Preppers".
This set goes out to them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W_hu_7-Rcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRtd8ArvH_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T1MQGTV9U

one of my all time music lines- The right become the wrong and the left become the right.

How about a little positive from the little town of Jericho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVm8jPBhmMU

The sunday sermon theme continues. Put aside an extra bucket of rice for the least, the last and the lost. Karma is watching and will take the first man that fires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ&list=PLE7B2422BAE95DA25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnSp9rgfel8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckv6-yhnIY

One last sunday night song from the Good Reverend of the Redoubt sending out the big luv to all you Soul Survivors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whpDQ8Ls0tE

The Reverends Rule of Survival- Sundays here but Monday's a coming

Ah heck, one more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2p84Xdx8ck

Welcome back to the fall of syphilisation, my prophylactic prepper peeps. They say, if you need to explain a joke, its not funny. Scythe handle- Don't fear the reaper....never mind...

Speaking of Fukushima....

This next set goes out to the aware Generation F@*%ed. Some newer music from the younger generation that will be inheriting this s!!t hole we leave them. Me suspects, when the millennials cant afford there cell phones anymore, having them repossessed to pay there student loans into their 50s wile asking if you would like fries with that, in between being sent to fight for "our interests" as basically un paid mercinaries ...that some bloody political extremism will ensue. I have silver coin in my hands. Heads, well see rightwing ultra nationalist storming parliament or ,Tails , Some flavour of techno communism. Its a coin flip. I got my fingers crossed for some nice middle of the road Anarchists to step in and just shut it all down...but that's like hoping the silver coin lands on its edge and stays up right. Well, Here's Hoping.
Either way, The Boomers will be freezing in the dark wondering why their adjusted pension only buys 3 cans of 80$ cat food.

Did I mention fukushima...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cubsde0kYbw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gnGiFn_DBA a definite fave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGUp973HQhw

...And trust me about the 300 block sun screen.

Soooo, Bush, Obama and Snowden walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of Joke?"

This is about 1984

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcTP7YWPayU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP1RTAft_B8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgCINv6ePFk

Give or take a few years...its all still sort of fuzzy...

glad I'm not the only one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyk7rR-VcGQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T0_n4VsaYo -All hail the new flesh by Strapping Young Lad. It's pretty prepper-ish though not my favourite type of music.

"All Of You Assholes Can Stay Rotting Here
I do not care - I will not be there
I Have Got To Save Myself
Don't tell me there's no-one else"

Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3oFRAX0OM Oats in the water by Ben Howard.

Wow. There was a blast from the past and a band I haven't given a thought to in 15 years. Strap-on Young lads I used to joke . I used to share a house with one of them. 6 degrees of separation

doom, Doom, DOOOM I SAY!
Its sunny. That means Guns to sharpen, Knives to clean, gardens to poop in, shitters to grow stuff in.

"Don't let the first word out of your mouth be PooP" argg

This is me on most days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6chxuovrbCI

"Do you remember when we were sane?" ....before we became crazy preppers

Martin E. P. Seligman, The scientist that did all the precursor study to what became Cognitive Behavior Therapy (and I do recommend his book, Learned Optimism, to give you the basis for emotional survival) discovered that emotions were simply bio chemicals in our brains that responded to things we were thinking in our internal self talk.
Todays theme is about giving our wordy grey matter a break. Lets make our personal sound track of the wasteland less.... opinionated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v9BPxHBogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGkNHG64O-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xteoc9zrC2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC6A1ClltPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9H1P2Y-BRE
and who could ever forget...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68I3j2luW64

WRelcome back, my WRascally WRabbits of WROL to the final episode of Apocalypse- The Musical. This is your DJ Dark Stranger of Danger.

Now, I know all you soul survivors cant sleep at night as you ponder the mystery. You stay awake wondering to yourself, "Who exactly is this Wolfman of The Wastland, this Coyote of Cataclysm, this Good Reverend of the Redoubt, this Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla?....and how did he acquire these fantastic survival skills and even more fantastic Style?"

Well, enough about you. Lets talk about me for awhile. This last song explains it all. This is about Me. Your Host with the Most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvZqWq0ZNjk

Its good to have a song that just makes you feel darned good about yourself. History and Tradition.
This has all been about taking a break for a while from the seriousness and having a bit of fun. If you stare into the Abyss too long...the Abyss stares back.

This is DJC5 signing off. Over and Out.

We know return you to your regularly scheduled apocalypse........ :ugeek:

I find this catchy when I an sick of main stream media:

"T.V., drug of the nation; breeding ingnorance and feeding radiation."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD9pJzZ1XGI&list=FLwcIq4WmObQa_GacGJ3sHrw&feature=mh_lolz

A country boy can survive:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfZ4ZkXWkQ&list=FLwcIq4WmObQa_GacGJ3sHrw

A little rain on the scarecrow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joNzRzZhR2Y&list=FLwcIq4WmObQa_GacGJ3sHrw

Sometimes I get sick of rats everywhere I go and Stan comforts me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT-aEcPgkuA&list=FLwcIq4WmObQa_GacGJ3sHrw

"You're a slave to money then you die."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74&list=FLwcIq4WmObQa_GacGJ3sHrw

Corb Lund deserves a second mention. This is my theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uASQgLwaIs&list=FLwcIq4WmObQa_GacGJ3sHrw

As promised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxk3c_SbWMg