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(@littlebrownjug)
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Arnie? Yes! Occassionally I recieve larger than normal heads of lettuce named ArnieVegenburger. They are of the more muscular heads of lettuce.



   
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(@anonymous)
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LMAO.... Very nice. The "Austrian" variety no doubt



   
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(@anonymous)
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I have to agree......I mean I've been worshiping heads of lettuce named Arnold for almost twenty years now! 😆

Ok I have some serious questions.
1. You say "heads" implying more than one therefore is this collective name?
2. If the answer to 1. is no is each individual head named Arnold?
3. Is this a seasonal religion?
4. Is "Arnold" genetically modified?
5. What sex is "Arnold", male, female or asexual or hermaphrodite?

There are important questions here that inquiring minds what to know.



   
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(@littlebrownjug)
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Aren't vegetables female and male. Very Powerful Ominpotent in nature. There you go, making fun of my Vegan religion (LOL) 😆



   
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(@duffmanprepper)
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Wow aloof replays on this one and sorry if I offended anyone


Preparedness is like a condom , I've rather have it and not need it, rather than need it and not have it


   
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(@littlebrownjug)
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Actually, just having fun with it. You have to be slightly egotisticle to belive that we are the only living things in this or any other Galaxy. I've had my share of UFOs when I was posted at Baldy Hughes in Northern BC and again at area 51. What I saw and what was actually going on were beyond layman comprehension. I know that there are definitly human (German) engineered crafts that date back to Pre WW2 and thats common knowledge. Even Canada was working on hover crafts at the time of the Diefenbaker!! Avro Aero was a spin off of that research when they finally got tired of putting money into something at the time not worth the effort. I've seen some really weird sh-t when I worked the Old DEW line (defence early warning). USAF used to call it the visits and alot of brass used to come up in quiet, just to watch the show. Most times these orbs did not even set off the radar and would just seem to orbit around the RADOMES as if in some sort of HARBOUR or LEAGER in wait of something to happen. The sightings could last anywhere from 20 seconds to sometimes twenty minutes and never really seem to have any correspondence to what was happening on the ground. I can tell you one thing though. It definetly was not ball lightening!



   
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(@anonymous)
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Officially probably swamp gas. 😆



   
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(@littlebrownjug)
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Speaking of Swamp Gas, thank you IRCC. I just reminded myself to take my Metamucel 😆



   
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