BREAKING NEWS!!
Louisville, Kentucky;
A 6.5 litre pressure cooker jumped off a shelf in a Value Village Discount Store and attacked an 82 year old woman and her Toy Poodle. Witnesses say the woman seemed to be spending a considerable amount of time examining the pressure cooker and then moved down the aisle to look at a toaster when the attack occurred.
“Sheez was just shuffling long wid her wawwker. Gawkin at it fer ABIT. Den sheez wiigled down to yaw at the toaster when that thar Preesure Cooker just done did lept rutt awf the third there shelf and bounced onto her and that dawg!” A witness recalled. “I wuzz tryin to gat dare as fast z Uh could, but thanks tarnation thet dawg had some fearsome fight to im and went right at dat dare long handle stickin out.”
The woman sustained only minor bruising and was treated for shock.
Providence, Rhode Island;
A group of Pressure cookers and coffee presses led by and 8 gallon porcelain canning pot rolled through a Walmart store today intimidating customers and staff. The Manager of the store who asked not to be identified told this reporter that this was the first time such a shocking incident had taken place at this store.
Mt. Pleasant, Utah;
Preppers and Mormons are weighing in on the Pressure Cooker debate after hearing the news today that these items have been temporarily taken off store shelves in parts of the United States.
Jessica Farmer told us; “Isn’t it such a shame about that. You know it’s not the Pressure Cooker it’s the way it is used. If you use your pressure cooker for bad it will act that way on its own, just the same way a dog acts if it has a bad owner.”
An unidentified Doomsday Prepper who just recently took residence in Utah had this to say; “I won’t have to worry about my pressure cookers. I didn’t buy them in some fancy big city store. I was careful and waited till I knew they were fresh out of the factory and hadn’t been in some huge warehouse where government agents could influence them.
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Had to post it in defiance of the rediculous truth that stores are taking them off shelves.
Hmmm, maybe I should rethink the quiet part...
I'm guessing the 4th of July isn't going to be quite the same this year either .............
The pressure cooker is just an over sized pipe bomb, just easier to buy and make. 👿
"We 'Prep.' to live after a downfall, Not just to survive."
The pressure cooker is just an over sized pipe bomb, just easier to buy and make. 👿
I hope you're being sarcastic.
If you're not, I'm feeling threatened, some of my favourite dishes are prepared using a pressure cooker... 😛
"It's not what you have, but what you have done".
-S.
I wish I were joking, I'm an ex-combat engineer and my forte was improvised explosives. Anything that can contain an explosive force can increase the explosive power x 3 or 5 time the original open air explosive power. I have seen a pressure cooker explode, and it destroyed the stove range.
"We 'Prep.' to live after a downfall, Not just to survive."
Interesting this post was before the Boston Bombing.
Now that you mention it, I'm surprised we didn't make the 6 o'clock news!
I guess the news station researchers fell asleep on this one!
Perhaps I am missing something but the Boston Bombings happened on April 15, 2013... a full 10 days before the original post..
Ha ha, my bad! Even more interesting though! I guess I never read the whole post, upon further inspection it's just a funny 😆
M590a1 may I recommend Calme, it is free software that allows you to print outstanding calendars and planers etc.
Link: http://calme.en.softonic.com/
Keeping track of time and events can be challenging at time especially when you reach my age. 😮 😆
No really it is great software that allows you to incorporate your own photographs. I recommend it for everyone.
LMAO......