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A Boy And His...Pig?

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cernunnos5
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A Boy And His...Pig?

Oh, This has nothing to do with real prepping. Its just pre Halloween Prepper Glam shots.

But I need your help. Im warming up to share what I have learned with a harnessed pig. No one in upper north America is doing this so its just me. Im planning to give my report under the title, "The Post Apocalyptic Permaculture Pig"....

Sooo, I need your help to chose the Prepper Glam starter photo as an intro (Its just pre Halloween fluff but should be fun)

This is all Lee Enfield's fault. In an earlier post on my pig, he replied, " Charlotte's Web? Babe the Pig? A Tale of Two Kitties? Booooring. Nope, the movie I'd go see is... Cern, the Pig Walker.
I picture Mel Gibson in his Mad Max outfit with a giant wild boar on a chain leash."

more to come

So, He is to blame for my blatant Art Wanking.

You help me chose what picture to use as the title page of what I learned about a harnessed pig.


I have a Tactical Harness and I have a Tool Belt. The Tool Belt is more Useful.


   
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Part 2


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part 3


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cernunnos5
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FYI. Mr Wu was having nothing of this. It was shortly before feeding and he wasn't feeling like being cooperative sci-fi glam model. Me? I couldn't see shit out of the fogged up gas mask. One strap broke and left the mask lopsided. MrsC5 wasn't shooting from the angles she should have psychically Just known I had in mind. The Road warrior shoulder thingamajigy wouldn't stay in place...and I was grossly overheating. Sexy leather post apocalyptic B&D strapping was keeping me from being able to move. When I had the cold steel Katana drawn (it's dangerously sharp)...I couldn't see shit and was disoriented....my only concern was keeping the blade away from the pig.....which I couldn't see. While I was trying to find My bearings...Mr Wu decided to leave the shot and wander into the woods to eat some ripe hawthorn berries and decided to be "Pig headed"

Now you Know, "The rest of the story"

Who says Art isn't worth funding?.... 😉

I like # 5.. Its very yin yang


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Orange ish one with the katana! Guess you did some prepping learning in the process : need to put anti fog coating on your mask lenses and ensure straps are in good repair 😉



   
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Orange ish one with the katana! Guess you did some prepping learning in the process : need to put anti fog coating on your mask lenses and ensure straps are in good repair 😉

Yup. The mask was dusty and crusty and needs some TLC.
So. Both Katana shots are sort of orange. Did you mean #3 or #5 ?


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Orange ish one with the katana! Guess you did some prepping learning in the process : need to put anti fog coating on your mask lenses and ensure straps are in good repair 😉

Yup. The mask was dusty and crusty and needs some TLC.
So. Both Katana shots are sort of orange. Did you mean #3 or #5 ?

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Yup, that's pretty much how I pictured it. Although...that big swingin' wrench was more worrisome than the blade. 🙂


"A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences." - Proverbs 22:3

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Its all about the angle of the dangle. All the girls talk about my wrench.

It was supposed to be sitting on my hip but it was a "Wardrobe Malfunction". It usually travels on the Motorcycle with me encase I encounter a "Stubborn bolt"

Sooo....Do you have a vote?...


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BTW, He is mainly Berkshire so by next year he should be twice as big. I may have to re shoot


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Vote:

Pic: green, like my political leanings. 😀


"A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences." - Proverbs 22:3

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