I have a Percicution Complex
Really. Its 3:30 am. Ive been drinking...and I am in a creative writing mood.
Some people are worried about the New World Order and their machinations. Some fools worry about Agenda 21, Like the Illuminati really has plans to depopulate the least populated place on earth. Some that the New Age Movement is not some silly spirituality flakes but some devil worshipping cabal that plan to give people the number of the beast via alignment with the Tri Lateral Commission. Others a Socialist takeover buy...ineffectual pot smoking old hippies. Lets not forget those UFO researchers with the inside track of secret underground bases. There is always proof by an insider with a connection...about to reveal The Trueths. Freedom of information documents show how a low level think tank really reveals the intention of the Elites...who ever they are....
Me. I'm worried that Woody Harrelson is psychically Stocking Me. 😆
No, Honestly. Its creepy. Every time I make a major life change....he comes along with a new movie...that mockingly looks something like me. You've seen my bus. Think 2012... and my embracing the apocalypse, mocking death for a really good view "Its so beautiful".....
And then there is my long Connection to serial killers.
It all became clear as day...the moment I watched...Zombie Land. F you, Woddy Herrelson. F- You you F-ing F. I was writing a book about surviving the zombie apocalypse...with an impeccable sense of style. But I looked too much like Woody in that roll...
It put a total kibosh on it. I never finished that book. A year of work waisted. I just watched the movie again tonight. Same Hair line. Same Trauma. Same type of awkward hero complex. Same attitude as me at the time. Same damned weathered cowboy hat Ild been rocking since the eighties...meant to be worn with a leather jacket. I don't wear that damned hat any more because of Woody. Forget his recent HBO special (I've resembled that personality too). Its a total conspiracy by shape shifting reptilian aliens. Their is no other reasonable explanation. :geek:
I'm now rocking the biker, long goatee, Oak Tree dirty ball cap, Red neck Drag and worldly wise, humorous, back to the land survivalist Thang. Wait for it. Before I am willing to predict "when" the collapse of western civilisation will be....I do predict ....what Woody Harrelsons next character persona will be in his next major roll . It will be me again. I have Proof from a connected person in the C.I.A. . Its all part of a plot to control the sheeple. I have irrefutable proof. 😎
My only question is....is it proof that Woody Harrelson has a secret army to put preppers in concentration camps. You and I know its coming. 😕
Let me know what you think and how to subversivly spank the Big Woody. How to slap that collectivist Woody that The Birch Society prophesied was a comming 🙄 A collective spanking of Woody is in order. 
I have a Tactical Harness and I have a Tool Belt. The Tool Belt is more Useful.
I think I'd have to take a few tokes of whatever you were smoking before I could keep up with this one... 😯 😕 😆
Worry not. Few can keep up when I am on a creative roll. No pot. Im too old for that. Tequila I brought back from Mexico. My head....
I was up working on the Frankenstein greenhouse till midnight working by headlamp. Its like doing a giant jigsaw puzzle. Ive been on a creativity binge, racing to get everything done before the snow.
Im still miffed I never got to finish writing my book on surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with a sense of style. Damn you, Woody Harrelson. I cringe every time he plays a new roll. He is my own personal Khan..."KHAN!!!!"
Well. More coffee , less Woody...and back I go to work on the greenhouse.
I have a Tactical Harness and I have a Tool Belt. The Tool Belt is more Useful.
Proof. From a well connected secret insider...
http://grub.gunaxin.com/twinkiepocalypse/136739
I've even given up on stocking Twinkies.
Cheers......
I have a Tactical Harness and I have a Tool Belt. The Tool Belt is more Useful.
What? No takers. I was expecting there would be a few more people with an odd sense of humour. It would be a dull crowd to get stuck in a fallout shelter with. 😉
I have a Tactical Harness and I have a Tool Belt. The Tool Belt is more Useful.
I tried but too much to decipher. Maybe turn on spell check.........
I may have heard that Mr H's next work is a story of a man who wears women's clothing while digging a very deep well; the plot says the reason for the well isn't revealed until near the end (after many changes of clothing, including one bizarre scene where Woody struggles with pantyhose for quite a while before he yells out "Pantyhose will NEVER defeat me!" and shakes his fist to the sky)...just as the ceiling (which he, apparently, INTENDED to re-shingle) collapses in. He manages to escape with his life, but ends up sitting by the well crying to The Universe because he has broken a nail.
I don't know, it sounds a little boring to ME, but I've heard that it will be done in 3D so I'll probably go see it when it hits the cinema...just for the popcorn, of course.
I tried but too much to decipher. Maybe turn on spell check.........
Teqeila.....Hello!. I decided to leave it raw. Well, to tell one really good joke....you have to be willing to tell 20 bad ones. Same as survival advice. For one good piece of survival advice, you have to be able try 20 ideas that don't live up to the hype.
Grandma.... Your note gave me a great morning laugh. This has sort of been my whole survival Shtick I do hear. Pleas read my first real post here on IPN...on survivalist drag queens. LOL. http://internationalpreppersnetwork.net/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1500
It devolved into an ongoing joke on Tactical Pantyhose.
For the last week, I have been contemplating doing a post "Are you a Prepper...Or a Survivalist Drag Queen"
It would go something like this. "If you purchased a Shemogh since the Afghanistan... You may not be a prepper. You may be a survivalist Drag Queen. If you purchased a Boony Hat as a survival essential (Vietnam retro, 80s survivalist Chic...and so passé) you may be a survivalist Drag Queen. If you wear a backwards ball cap with Oaklies as an accessory for your chest rig....You may be a Survivalist Drag Queen. " Etc.
This is a joke that could keep on going. Next rule of humour. If the joke isn't funny the first time....tell it 50 more times. 😆
You will notice in this post....I said I was now rocking Redneck Drag. The only difference is I can make this look hot 😉 Im too sexy for my aviator glasses......
Is Woody H the most important survival prophet on the planet as the Twinkypochalype blog claims....or is he the Antichrist? Only time will tell. My Psychic Stocker. I'll let you decide. 😕
I have a Tactical Harness and I have a Tool Belt. The Tool Belt is more Useful.
Like an itch I just cant help from scratching.....I just had to do one more before I gave up on this post. The cat is out of the bag for doing the "Are you a Prepper...Or a Survivalist Drag Queen" post, but I just had a few more to ad. So, I might as well do it here.
If you have an airsoft gun that you have added expensive tacticool accessories to....you may not be a prepper. You may be a Survivalist Drag Queen. If you bought a Maxpedition purse...er...I mean pack, as your bug out bag, You may be a Survivalist Drag queen. Hey. Nothing wrong with a man purse. Nothing phobic implied and I could rock that, but, very survivalist drag none the less. If you make plans of shooting anyone, on sight, that approaches your Bug Out location, you may be a survivalist Drag Quee......Wait a minute. Wait one friggin minute. You may be a Sociopath. Please get qualified professional help immediately. You have become a danger to yourself, your loved ones and others.....
I have a Tactical Harness and I have a Tool Belt. The Tool Belt is more Useful.