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(@clay8ton)
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This is NOT funny if true.. According to the News Wire this article ran on on Nov 25:-

The United States reversed policy on Wednesday and said it would back launching talks on a treaty to regulate arms sales as long as the talks operated by consensus, a stance critics said gave every nation a veto. The decision, announced in a statement released by the U.S. State Department, overturns the position of former President George W. Bush's administration, which had opposed such a treaty on the grounds that national controls were better. On Wednesday Obama took the First Major Step in a Plan to Ban All Firearms in the United States .
The Obama administration intends to force gun control and a complete ban on all weapons for U.S. citizens through the signing of international treaties with foreign nations. By signing international treaties on gun control, the Obama administration can use the U.S. State Department to bypass the normal legislative process in Congress. Once the U.S. Government signs these international treaties, all U.S. citizens will be subject to those gun laws created by foreign governments. These are laws that have been developed and promoted by organizations such as the United Nations and individuals such as George Soros and Michael Bloomberg. The laws are designed and intended to lead to the complete ban and confiscation of all firearms. It will never happen.! The Obama administration is attempting to use tactics and methods of gun control that will inflict major damage to our 2nd. Amendment before U.S. citizens even understand what has happened. Obama can appear before the public and tell them that he does not intend to pursue any legislation (in the United States) that will lead to new gun control laws, while cloaked in secrecy, his Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton is committing the U.S. to international treaties and foreign gun control laws. Does that mean Obama is telling the truth.? What it means is that there will be no publicized gun control debates in the media or votes in Congress.We will wake up one morning and find that the United States has signed a treaty that prohibits firearm and ammunition manufacturers from selling to the public. We will wake up another morning and find that the U.S. has signed a treaty that prohibits any transfer of firearm ownership. And then, we will wake up yet another morning and find that the U.S. has signed a treaty that requires U.S. citizens to deliver any firearm they own to the local government collection and destruction center or face imprisonment. This is not a joke nor a false warning. As sure as government health care will be forced on us by the Obama administration through whatever means necessary, so will gun control.
Please forward this message to others who may be concerned about the direction in which our country is headed. Straight into socialism if Obama has his way... We are being led like a lamb to the slaughter.


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(@anonymous)
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What is the source of this article? I can't find anything on the web related to this.



   
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(@clay8ton)
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Hello JustABear
There are several Articles appearing on the web this past month( do a search using the Title) about this BUT I went deeper and found the original article is from 2009. Here is the Title of the Article and the Author as published on Reuters:-

U.S. reverses stance on treaty to regulate arms trade
By Arshad Mohammed

WASHINGTON | Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:56pm EDT

(Reuters) -


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(@clay8ton)
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These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." (National Crime Information Center)

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."


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I found information related to the opening of discussions related to the INTRENATIONAL control of small arms exports and sales. In that article it also states that Obama also demanded that ANY one nation can veto it. That means that it can NOT be made binding on any country that doesn't want it. I could find nothing related to a direct impact on US 2nd amendment rights or how the signing of any international laws is part of a plot to control guns and citizens in the US. Please indicate which part of this post is the news article and which is opinion and conjecture. As I said.... I can find articles related to this certainly but nothing that is verbatum what you posted. If what you have posted is entirely a news wire article please provide the link. If not I believe it would be good to seperate what is the article from what is opinion. Just my 2 cents

Further digging courtesy of Google found that the information was an opinion piece attached to the original news story and posted and the "Prophesytimes.com" website. Here is the link
http://prophecytimes.com/default.aspx?ctl=ctl_forum_topics.ascx&ID=4156

JAB



   
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(@clay8ton)
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Hello JustABear
Found the article ( almost verbatum ) in the michigan-sportsman.com website as well. Some times you just don't know what has been added to these types of e-mails.. that is why I added "If True" to the first line of that post. 😉


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(@clay8ton)
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"The Pale Blue Dot".. Video narrated by Carl Sagan. Hopefully it will make people think about our place in the Universe:-

http://www.universetoday.com/98853/pale-blue-dot-an-animated-contemplation/


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THE GREATEST TYPO OF ALL TIME
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying from copies, and not from the original books.

So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, “We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.”

So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what’s wrong.
“The word is ‘celebrate’,” says the old monk.


If your home library contains more volumes about survival-related topics than your local public library, you might be a prepper.


   
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(@clay8ton)
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Good One Faraday..
It seems a few posts disappeared during the upgrade so I will re-post this one

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(@clay8ton)
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Got this one today.. This photo has been "stitched together" from several photos taken during 2012. You can really pick out the areas of the Planet with the highest population.


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A Love Story. kinda Brings a Tear to your eye !

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.

As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.

Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."


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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the @$% out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, “"When did all this happen?”

"Couple of minutes ago."


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Here is another post that disappeared...

This video ..... should certainly be seen by everyone. Have sound on...

This was 47 years ago. April 3, 1965. An amazing prediction.

Do you remember the famous ABC radio commentator Paul Harvey?

Millions of Americans listened to his programs which were broadcast over 1,200 radio stations nationwide.

When you listen to this, remember, the commentary was broadcast 47 years ago on April 3, 1965.

It's short...less than three minutes. You will be amazed.

http://stg.do/9LDc


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Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* FMI- Found My Insulin

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* LWO- Lawrence Welk's On

* OMMR- On My Massage Recliner

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* TTYL - Talk to You Louder

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

* WTP- Where're the Prunes

* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help.

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!


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Oh, oh, oh those seniors messages are so hilarious!!!

And that Paul Harvey speech, eerily on target!



   
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