Jokes and Interesting E-Mails

Clay8ton · 2012-11-30T09:14:21Z

With everything happening in the world today sometimes we need a joke or two just to remind ourselves that there is humour in the world. Lets use this Topic to share some of the best Jokes we have received lately.Here is one I got today:-I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone.You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.PLEASE DO YOUR PART!Today is one of the many National Mental Health DaysThroughout the year.You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person.My job is done!

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Topic starter 14/12/2012 4:36 am

Thanks martha
Got this one today.. thought it was cute:-

You can never underestimate the innovativeness of Canadian Farm Boys:

At a high school in Northern Ontario, a group of boy students played a
prank. They let three goats loose inside the school. But before turning
them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.

School Administrators spent most of the day looking for No. 3.

And you thought there was nothing to do in rural Ontario...

Charter Member of a Canadian Minority... White, Male and in my 50's!!!!

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