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cernunnos5
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I don't go to the Doomstead Diner very often but I am sure glad I did this time. I was chuckling right from the starting photo...and they had me at the words "Brokeback Cosplayers" 😆
http://www.doomsteaddiner.net/blog/2016/01/24/malheur-militia-machinations/


I have a Tactical Harness and I have a Tool Belt. The Tool Belt is more Useful.


   
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peppercorn
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I dont know where you found that site but He nailed every thought I have on the matter, with better clarity than I can put to paper.

This had me laughing,

Imagine the grade of sad, stunted halfwit who decks himself out in paramilitary regalia and lethal weaponry to stage a sit-in at what is for all intents and purposes a remote wildlife park’s visitor’s center. Okay, men, when I kick in the door, you three move on the 74-year-old v0lunteer who shows the birdwatching slideshow to elementary-school field trip groups; if she makes a move, be ready to take her down with force. The rest of us will establish a defensive position behind the cardboard beaver. If bigger goobers than these exist on our planet, you identify them by the bruises from where they poked themselves in the eye while trying to pick their noses.

I think I should add that they are not typical of Americans, I am only making fun of the armed,stupid and dangerous ones that have taken the stage looking for attention.


Give a man a gun, and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank, and he can rob the world.


   
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