and that's when China got involved...
personally I think we're missing some smilies - I want one with a frying pan in it's hand chasing someone!!!!!
I've been looking for one chasing someone with a big stick...just for you! 
and that's when China got involved...
And that's when things got serious because...
they started geoengineering in the ocean to help with....
http://livingmydreamlifeonthefarm.wordpress.com/
Once upon a time,
The TV's and Radios belched out that unexpected chime and Announcement;
“Do not panic. Everything is under control”.
Authorities are taking immediate action to put their heads between their knees and kiss their ars*s goodbye because they couldn't do a somersault-backflip due to some shady dealings with the local biker gang who were strong-arming their way into the local Bootleg beanie Babies market to subsidise the shortfall in supply of 'kangarillapigs'.
And that's when China got involved and things got serious because they started geo-engineering in the ocean to help with their dwindling supply of shark fin soup.
But they didn't think their action would cause...
such an explosion in the birth rate...
due to GMO's entering the food chain because of chemical runoff into the oceans....
Russell Coight....outback legend
causing the price of contraseptives to skyrocket in price and therefore......
I'm old, tired and crotchety - what's your excuse???
Once upon a time,
The TV's and Radios belched out that unexpected chime and Announcement;
“Do not panic. Everything is under control”.
Authorities are taking immediate action to put their heads between their knees and kiss their ars*s goodbye because they couldn't do a somersault-backflip due to some shady dealings with the local biker gang who were strong-arming their way into the local Bootleg beanie Babies market to subsidise the shortfall in supply of 'kangarillapigs'.
And that's when China got involved and things got serious because they started geo-engineering in the ocean to help with their dwindling supply of shark fin soup.
But they didn't think their action would cause...
Thank you very much for putting it all together greenguy - it looked rather humerous 😮 in the one liner content 😆
😯 now I see what a twisted lot we are 😳 🙁
😀 But who cares 😎 - were all twisted togetha 😀 😀 😆 😆
and -so say all of us - hip-:arrow:- hip ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ Hooray ❗ ❗ ❗
I am all alone in north qld 😥
I'm old, tired and crotchety - what's your excuse???