OMG....I was educated by nuns 😯 Now I know why I was always scared of them! 😆 😆
Russell Coight....outback legend
er...i gave one a ticket the other day....full habit, 84 kph in a 50 kph...
"I think that I am very reasonable therefore ......." ICRCC
Then they are evil :shock:..... I've never thought of nuns the same way since I saw "Batman" where the penguins were all armed with bombs (some of the nuns that taught me walked like the penguins did in the movie 🙄 )
Russell Coight....outback legend
Ok im going to post here again I hope i dont offend any of you 🙄
This is a true story!
My self and my wife and kids were driving up to the cabin for the weekend and on the side of the hwy there was a big white sign and on it said for rent 1800 222 2222. my wife looks at me and as serious as ons the day she told me she was pregnant she said, what the hell are they renting? whay wouldnt they put a picture up so we would know what the _ _ _ _ they were renting? I didnt know what to say i just looked at her..... I said they are renting the sign hunny.... My wife is a very smart lady that says some dumb stuff but i love her although at times it amazes me that she can even dress herself in the morning.
:twisted:I`m not carzy everyone else is!:twisted:
Sometimes I think the same about my wife. I'm sure that she thinks like that about me on occassion (maybe a little more often).
Those who are unwilling to defend freedom, will become unfree.
Make animal sounds. People can get really annoyed if you sneak up behind them and make an animal noise. If someone is yelling at you or scolding you, make a questioning sound in return.
I MOOOOOOOOOOO at people (and now some of you probably know exactly who I am) I moooo at people in person, on line, via text.... I even write "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" on the back of letters I send.
Not because I like cows or anything, just because I can. lol
My one son barks at people. It is really funny and annoying all at the same time.
Ha.. I mooo at people as well, sometimes I growl at them, but do not bark at them. I do bark at the dog sometimes, but growl at people
Driving west on the 401 into Whitby the sign says "Whitby 8" and then about 10 yards it says "WHITBY population ------" (I dont remember the population number even though I drive by this at least once a week) and today my son's friend says "8 What?" (he is 15) I said "8 kilometers" he giggles and says "I think they mean steps on that one, can we stop there next time so I can write steps? It would probably end up helping people out."
All I could think was make sure the spray paint and permanent markers are accounted for next trip lol
Ha.. I mooo at people as well, sometimes I growl at them, but do not bark at them. I do bark at the dog sometimes, but growl at people
Moooooooooooooooo to you my friend! lol
I mooo for bad or good, doesn't matter. I just end up saying MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My son started as a growler but found that barking got more attention lol
When someone is animated and freaking out he just starts barking... I end up laughing til my sides hurt.
Ha.. I mooo at people as well, sometimes I growl at them, but do not bark at them. I do bark at the dog sometimes, but growl at people
I know you growl....but....Do you bite? 😯
Russell Coight....outback legend
some more jokes....27 pages of smut......WARNING some of these are a little offensive and some are just plain bloody rude!)
http://www.ozjokes.com/
Russell Coight....outback legend
Dogs Vs Cats
Caution = clean fun, no vulgarities
I know you might have seen this before, but it is well worth reading it over again.
LOVE IT !!!!!!!
WildE.....so funny, and so true. LMAO
Russell Coight....outback legend
lol too funny